MAGA Apache

They took one of the most feared attack helicopters on planet Earth—the AH-64
Apache—and said, “Yeah… we should probably have fewer of those.”

Armed with a 30mm chain gun, Hellfires, Hydra rockets, and a bad attitude, the Apache has been smoking targets since the Cold War and still clears airspace like it owns the place. So naturally, the plan is to cut it back and hope drones can keep up. (Spoiler: They can’t.) This shirt is for the warfighters who know air superiority doesn’t come from a boardroom—it comes from a tandem cockpit with a hair trigger.

Part of the Tango Alpha “Make ___ Great Again” series.
Printed for those who believe downsizing the Apache is a war crime in progress.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: Wash inside out with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron.

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY INFO:
All products are made to order. Once your order is placed, it enters the production queue. The typical fulfillment time (printing, packaging, and preparing for shipment) is 2 to 7 business days. Once your order has been fulfilled, it will be shipped from the Printful facility closest to your delivery address. Estimated delivery times are as follows: United States: 3 to 4 business days. We do not currently offer international shipping at this time.

Shipping Costs:
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