Rock Paper Rank V2

Because in the barracks version of the classic game, logic throws rock, experience throws paper, and rank drops a memo from orbit. This tee salutes every genius idea that died the moment someone two paygrades up said, “Do it my way.”

The background blood spatter isn’t edgy for edgy’s sake—it’s a nod to the enlisted and hard chargers who actually make the mission happen, bleeding, sweating, and humping the plan across the finish line while the brass tracks the PowerPoint mileage.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: Wash inside out with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron.

SHIPPING AND DELIVERY INFO:
All products are made to order. Once your order is placed, it enters the production queue. The typical fulfillment time (printing, packaging, and preparing for shipment) is 2 to 7 business days. Once your order has been fulfilled, it will be shipped from the Printful facility closest to your delivery address. Estimated delivery times are as follows: United States: 3 to 4 business days. We do not currently offer international shipping at this time.

Shipping Costs:
Shipping costs are not included in the product price. All shipping rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on your delivery address, product weight, and the selected shipping method. We do not offer free shipping at this time. Customers will see the final shipping cost before completing their purchase.

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