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Tango Alpha
Rock. Paper. Rank.
Rock. Paper. Rank.
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Rock. Paper. Rank.
We’ve all been there—standing in the motor pool or the planning tent, watching a perfectly good idea get choke-slammed by someone three paygrades higher.
Doesn’t matter if you’re right.
Doesn’t matter if it makes sense.
They’ve got the rank…and that’s game over, warfighter.
This Tango Alpha “Rock. Paper. Rank.” shirt is for anyone who’s ever lost a fight to the chain of command—even when they were completely, undeniably, factually correct.
Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as therapy.
Wear it knowing you’ve survived the world’s oldest military game—and you’re still standing.
Because in the end… rank, unfortunately, always wins.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: Wash inside out with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron.
SHIPPING AND DELIVERY INFO:
All products are made to order. Once your order is placed, it enters the production queue. The typical fulfillment time (printing, packaging, and preparing for shipment) is 2 to 7 business days. Once your order has been fulfilled, it will be shipped from the Printful facility closest to your delivery address. Estimated delivery times are as follows: United States: 3 to 4 business days. We do not currently offer international shipping at this time.
Shipping Costs:
Shipping costs are not included in the product price. All shipping rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on your delivery address, product weight, and the selected shipping method. We do not offer free shipping at this time. Customers will see the final shipping cost before completing their purchase.
We’ve all been there—standing in the motor pool or the planning tent, watching a perfectly good idea get choke-slammed by someone three paygrades higher.
Doesn’t matter if you’re right.
Doesn’t matter if it makes sense.
They’ve got the rank…and that’s game over, warfighter.
This Tango Alpha “Rock. Paper. Rank.” shirt is for anyone who’s ever lost a fight to the chain of command—even when they were completely, undeniably, factually correct.
Wear it as a warning.
Wear it as therapy.
Wear it knowing you’ve survived the world’s oldest military game—and you’re still standing.
Because in the end… rank, unfortunately, always wins.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: Wash inside out with like colors. Do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron.
SHIPPING AND DELIVERY INFO:
All products are made to order. Once your order is placed, it enters the production queue. The typical fulfillment time (printing, packaging, and preparing for shipment) is 2 to 7 business days. Once your order has been fulfilled, it will be shipped from the Printful facility closest to your delivery address. Estimated delivery times are as follows: United States: 3 to 4 business days. We do not currently offer international shipping at this time.
Shipping Costs:
Shipping costs are not included in the product price. All shipping rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on your delivery address, product weight, and the selected shipping method. We do not offer free shipping at this time. Customers will see the final shipping cost before completing their purchase.
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